Total pages in book: 106
Estimated words: 97951 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 490(@200wpm)___ 392(@250wpm)___ 327(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 97951 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 490(@200wpm)___ 392(@250wpm)___ 327(@300wpm)
“I had no idea you were so agile, Grandpa. I also had no idea that you enjoyed strippers so much. Wow! I wonder what all those conservative Christian groups you like to hang with, including your religious-based bookstore franchise, would think of you bumpin’, grindin’ and sickin’ that old ass rattlesnake of yours against the big, plump backside of a curvy lady while she sucked on your balls?”
Grandpa swallowed, then reached for the bottle of whiskey. He poured himself a glass. His hand shook ever so slightly as he gulped it down.
“…And as I’m certain you can imagine, if I come up dead, it don’t matter. This too, like everything else, will be turned over to the FBI agents who, no matter your efforts, you were unable to pay off. They’ve been gunnin’ for you for years. In addition, this little XXX video will be broadcast all over social media, Grandpa, sent to the local news stations and vloggers, leaked onto international porn sites under the taboo old man young woman orgy category that so many like. Looks like there’s a Latina and Black lady that you’re enjoying, too, so you also get a bonus classification for your bigoted fans and friends: Gramps loves interracial rough fucking, and Grampa gives illustrious cream pie. Catchy, huh?
“Of course this will also be sent to the Baptist Christian Church of America, for good measure.” The video continued with Grandpa thrusting deep inside some White woman named Sunshine, all to the sounds of ‘Party Up,’ By DMX. “Oh wow! Look at you go, Grandpa!” Lennox cackled. “You’re givin’ it to her good! You’ve got the hydro-pumps. I didn’t think you had it in you, ol’ boy!” Lennox slapped his grandfather’s back as he laughed and pointed at the screen.
“Well, well, well, aren’t you a smart little puppy?” The old fucker’s chest rose and fell hard and fast. “May I ask how you obtained this footage?”
“Oh, just like the unlawful money trail and receipts, I have my ways. I understand that you paid these girls well, too. You sent them all Cash Apps under an alias, but I’ve got the account information that the funds came from you originally—just in case you were thinking you could wiggle out of this and say it was a shakedown or some fancy, high tech video trickery.” Grandpa slipped his gun back into the holster and sighed. “Rumor has it you were a little discombobulated that evening, out of your mind. A bit woozy, they say. You still managed to test out some of the entertainment for your birthday bash, though it looks like your inhibitions were lowered. I wonder why? Are you a drug user, Grandpa?” Lennox teased. “But I know that you’re a serious businessman. This was important! See them first and pick the ones you wanted to dance for you on your special day.
“It’s funny how you like gettin’ your ass ate, you’re eatin’ ass, and also fuckin’ one of the strippers up the ass against the wall!” Lennox chuckled. “Just havin’ an ass ol’ blast! An Ass-tastic time! A lot of ass stuff was going on that night, but I won’t judge you. Sometimes I like to fuck a big, pretty, feminine bubble-butt, too. Problem is, I don’t kiss a grown man’s rear end, so that makes me unqualified to be hired by the likes of you, now doesn’t it?” Lennox winked at him, then grabbed the contract and tore it into little pieces, letting the paper flutter all around like white confetti before hitting the floor.
“Lennox, it’s over for you. There’s no comin’ back from this. You have single-handedly—”
“YOUR THREATS DON’T MEAN SHIT ANYMORE! I don’t give a fuck what you do! You’re a hypocrite! Living in a den of fucking sin, right there in your bedroom.” He pointed towards the doors. “Now, it’s time for me to give you some credit. You have some stamina, that’s for sure. You’re like a jackrabbit. Looks like I got it honest! Fucked five women, back to fucking back, and the other two fucked each other right in front of you as you watched and got your jollies off. Impressive for a man your age. So what do we have now on the prohibited checklist, old boy? Fornication, Sodomy, oral copulation, interracial relations some say is wrong too, lesbianism is definitely a no-no, masturbation, a shitload of profanity, barebacking, some lightweight S&M due to the scarf you used to tie one lady’s wrists together… a little marijuana was being smoked too, so that’s drug use, a bunch of drinking, whoremongering, and those talking points are just the tip of the iceberg. There’s more where that came from. Well, surprise, surprise motherfucker, it’s my turn to get my jollies off now, too.”
“I promise you, Lennox, you will live to regret this. Mark my words.”