Total pages in book: 78
Estimated words: 74916 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 375(@200wpm)___ 300(@250wpm)___ 250(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 74916 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 375(@200wpm)___ 300(@250wpm)___ 250(@300wpm)
Turning to Jude, Brady studied him and frowned. “Yeah, you might be right.”
I was glad he was confused too, but it probably wouldn’t have been polite to ask why Jude was acting so weird.
We all had penises, so it wasn’t like he’d never seen one.
“Some people like privacy and are shy. It’s okay.” I was being nice, but Jude groaned as Bates finally lost the war with his giggles. “And some people are kind of strange.”
That didn’t help either of the two Doms, but it made Brady nod. “You’re right, and that’s okay too. Not everyone is logical.”
Wasn’t that the truth.
Cash was the only one not giggling or confused, but he was smiling and shaking his head. So he was definitely being weird too, but I preferred his brand of strange. “Is this something you guys would like to do in the future…or is this hypothetical?”
That was a good question.
I didn’t have an answer for it, though, so I turned to Brady. “What do you think we were talking about?”
He frowned but was able to answer the question quickly. “What to do after dinner.”
So he was frowning because he thought we were all stupid.
Got it.
“That sounds good to me. We got my outside tail the other day and I haven’t tried it yet.” How should we work it, though? “Which apartment has more space to throw the ball and play?”
“Bates’s probably?” Brady squished up his face like he was trying to picture both apartments. “But I haven’t seen Bates’s enough and now he keeps the curtains closed a lot, so it’s hard to imagine.”
“I kept giving him blow jobs with the shades open, so we decided we had to be more careful with the curtains.” I wasn’t sure it would be possible to shock the neighbors, but Bates pointed out that we actually had some women in the building who might not want to see penises just popping up randomly.
“That’s probably a good idea.” Brady leaned back in his chair and frowned. “You know, I wouldn’t have thought about that being one of the hard parts about living on the first floor.”
“It really is.” Shaking my head, I picked up my water. “And it makes it a lot easier for people to hear in. Some people are very nosy.”
Sometimes that was helpful, though, so we had to be polite.
“Manners are very important.” Sighing, Brady shook his head. “We’re all very lucky that my mother taught us good manners.”
Absolutely.
“Right, Daddy?” Brady seemed like he was just being nice by including Jude in the conversation, but he also might’ve been checking to see if Jude’s brain was working yet or not.
“Yes…I…yes, good manners are important.” Jude managed to answer the question, but I was going to vote not working on the whole brain thing.
Bates wasn’t much better, but he’d almost stopped giggling.
So I turned to Cash because he was still the only functioning Dom-ish person. “Is that a good plan?”
For some reason, he started to shake his head again, but his words didn’t match. “Yes, that’s fine. We’ll have everyone over to Bates’s apartment. When we get back, Brady can go upstairs and pick out a few toys and get in the right headspace, and we’ll get you ready with your new tail.”
Probably the best idea.
I wasn’t sure Jude was ready for inside tails.
Some people just weren’t very open-minded.
Chapter 23
Cashel
How had I ended up as the voice of reason and the Dom in charge?
Probably because the other two nuts couldn’t function once tails were mentioned.
I could understand why Bates kept snickering but Jude was another kind of insane altogether. Brady was going to need to have a talk with him about why penises weren’t scary, but for the time being, I was just glad we had Gareth’s new tail.
Jude really wasn’t ready to see the happy consequences of a good wag.
“Eventually you’re going to stop laughing, right?” Glancing over at Bates as he turned off the car, I sighed as he had to hold his breath to nod. “If you keep giggling, Jude is going to kill you.”
Once he snapped out of his shocked stupor.
Gareth was thinking about that too because as soon as the car was turned off his head popped up between the seats and he pointed over to where Jude and Brady were heading up the stairs. “Is Jude scared of penises too, or just mine, or is it something about pup penises that he has a problem with?”
All of the above?
Bates actually managed to take a deep breath and sound reasonably serious. “I think he was surprised at how laid-back Brady was about the whole tails and penises thing.”
“And he was probably wondering what Brady had been looking up online.” My helpful addition had Bates’s laughter trying to come back, but he did a good job and managed to keep it in check with a deep breath.