Kind of a Sexy Jerk (The Mcguire Brothers #5) Read Online Lili Valente

Categories Genre: Alpha Male, Suspense Tags Authors: Series: The Mcguire Brothers Series by Lili Valente
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Total pages in book: 86
Estimated words: 81076 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 405(@200wpm)___ 324(@250wpm)___ 270(@300wpm)
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GRAM: It wasn’t a mistake. You need help, just not the kind you think you need.

NORA: I don’t. I promise you, Gram, I’m fine. I couldn’t be safer. I know what I’m doing. The universe has been throwing me and this man together for months. I am cosmically obligated to see this through.

GRAM: I can’t change your mind, can I?

NORA: No. But I love you for caring so much.

GRAM: I love you, too. Keep your phone charged and call me as soon as you need me. Aaron should be here later tonight, he said, but if you need help before then, I can run next door and pester Wren and Barrett.

NORA: Will do, but everything is fine. I promise. I’ll touch base in a few days. Just try to enjoy the time with Aaron and don’t worry. I’ve got this situation under control.

GRAM: Sounds like it.

NORA: Smartass isn’t a good look on you.

GRAM: Naïve isn’t a good look on you, baby. But I understand. I was young and horny once. I’d advise having a glass of wine, pretending you’re a little tipsy, and sitting on his lap. He’ll be putty in your hands in five minutes flat.

NORA: Really?

GRAM: Always worked for me back in the day.

NORA: I’ll take that under advisement, but I might need something a little racier. I just flashed half my bare bottom to him before I came into the bathroom, and he still managed to resist following me in here.

GRAM: Oh, sweetheart, he must be batting for the other team, then. Thank God! You always did get confused about that. Remember when you had a crush on George Michael when you were little? I didn’t have the heart to tell you he wasn’t really singing about girls in any of those songs.

NORA: He’s not gay, Gram.

GRAM: George Michael is absolutely gay, Nora. Or was. Such a talent. Gone too soon, God rest his soul.

NORA: Agreed, but I didn’t mean George Michael. I meant the man I’m with. He’s straight. No doubt in my mind.

GRAM: All right, baby. Whatever you say. I love you. Keep in touch. Send me an email if you don’t want to text again. And be careful on the roads if you’re out and about the next few days. The weatherman says the storm might get stuck over Minnesota and dump a dangerous amount of rain. November weather just isn’t what it used to be. Back when I was young, this would have been the first snowstorm of the year. We’d be making snow ice cream, not worrying about floods.

NORA: All right. Since you’ve moved on to talking about the weather, I’m going to assume you’re no longer worried about me, and I’m free to go. Love you, miss you, see you soon, but I will have to gently murder you if you ever talk to a reporter about my sex life again.

GRAM: Well, as long as it’s gentle *smiley face emoji* Love you to the moon and back, darling and don’t lose hope. You’re going to find a straight one, sooner or later.

Chapter Eight

MATTY

Nora emerges from her shower in the flannel pajamas I brought her, with pink cheeks and a strange light in her eyes.

I arch a brow from the table, where I’m raking green beans onto our plates beside piping hot chicken pot pies. “Everything okay?”

She hums beneath her breath. “I’m not sure, I’ll let you know,” she says, mysteriously. She drifts into the bedroom to put her dirty things in the laundry basket by the bureau. When she emerges, she’s still watching me like a stink bomb, she suspects might explode at any minute.

“Decided pot pies don’t sound good, after all?” I ask, as she crosses to the table.

“No, they sound great.” She pulls out a chair, settling in. “They smell even better. Thanks for making them. Should we dig in?”

“Sure thing. You want a beer?” I ask, motioning toward the fridge. “I have a mixed case from Ugly Dog Brewery in there.”

“How about wine?” she asks in a tone that makes it feel like a trick question.

“Um, yeah. Red, good?”

“That’s perfect.” She pokes her fork into the center of her pot pie, sending a rush of steam rising around her face.

I fetch the wine from the small pantry and twist the top off before collecting two wineglasses from the open shelves. I pour Nora a glass and myself a smaller one before sitting down across from her.

She notices the pour difference, of course—she notices everything, that’s why we’re here right now, on the run from Wimpy and the rest of the Sweetwater crew—and asks, “Still worried about keeping watch tonight? You think we should stay sober?”

“You can have a couple glasses if you want,” I say. “I’m going to play it safe. Just in case. But no, I think we’re fine.”


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