Total pages in book: 67
Estimated words: 68066 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 340(@200wpm)___ 272(@250wpm)___ 227(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 68066 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 340(@200wpm)___ 272(@250wpm)___ 227(@300wpm)
I’m the boss.
I. Own. You.
AND I HATE YOU MORE.
<>Harley<>
10-11
Dear Jackson “Asshole” Pierce,
I hate u more today than I did yesterday.
It’s been six months since I found out about your momma. I just wanna know how she’s doing. Can u at least give me that? Aunt Skyler says she’s having more good days than bad. That makes me happy for her and your family.
I don’t feel bad I kicked u in the nuts yesterday, cuz u deserved it for being a shithead. I told u I didn’t want to go swimming in the lake, cuz I just got my hair blow dried by a professional for my birthday party and u didn’t listen or care. Your balls paid the price. I hope u felt them in your stomach. I noticed u couldn’t walk right all day.
You’re welcome. ☺
I can’t wait to do it again.
Not love,
Harley
P.S. If u try to stick your tongue down my throat again, I will tell the whole school u gave me mono and no one will ever kiss you again.
P.S.S. I found more research on the genetic testing and I printed it out for u. I think u should do it. Not cuz I care, but I think it would give your daddy some peace of mind. Do it for him.
I still hate u.
<>Jackson<>
October 12th
Dear Harley “Nosey Ass” Jameson,
How many times do I have to tell u to mind your own business? My mom is not your concern. I don’t want to talk about it, especially with u.
It’s been six months since I stole your first kiss, and I’ve kissed u seven times since. Only because u keep kicking me in my balls. U do it so I will kiss u. I’m not brainless like u are.
And guess what, Toots? One day I will stick my tongue down your throat, u can’t hold it shut forever. I’ll make my way in, and then you’ll be more obsessed with me than u already are.
Besides, u should be thanking me. I pushed u in the lake to do u a favor. U looked weirder than u normally do. U don’t need your hair professionally done and u don’t need makeup, cuz u can’t fix ugly.
You’re welcome. ☺
With all my hate for u,
Jackson
P.S. Your threats mean nothing to me. Tell the school what u want. I’m the quarterback. This town loves me. Including all the girls. They will probably stand in line just so they can say Jackson Pierce gave them mono too.
P.S.S. No amount of research will make me read that information. Stop killing trees, Harley. U don’t know anything, especially what my dad feels.
I still hate u more.
<>Harley<>
7-4
Dear Jackson “The Most Stubborn Boy” Pierce,
There’s a dog at the animal shelter I’m volunteering at this summer, and he reminds me of u. He’s dumb as rocks and eats his own poo. I named him Rudolph cuz he looks exactly like u. Big elf ears and a button nose. He acts like u too. He drools, smells bad, farts, and makes grunting noises when he doesn’t get his way.
See, it’s like I’m talking about u.
He thinks he’s alpha of the pack, and it doesn’t matter how many times I tell him not to be a jerk, he doesn’t listen.
It’s like u guys are twins.
He bit me yesterday cuz I told him no. Sounds familiar, right? I knew you’d agree.
I hope u liked the pink polish I painted on your nails while u were sleeping at the clubhouse this weekend. I think pink is really your color. U should have never dumped my purse on the ground and stepped on all my makeup and my new Jackson Blockers.
I don’t even feel bad I left Rudolph’s poo under your mattress. Jagger said u couldn’t figure out where the shit smell was coming from...
It came from me.
You’re welcome.
Not love,
Harley
P.S. It’s been over a year since u stole my first kiss, and I’ve decided I’m going to kiss Brody at the 4th of July Festival tonight. HE will officially be my FIRST KISS.
Not u.
P.S.S. I can’t wait to kiss him. He likes me, maybe even loves me. He might be my lobster. And I WILL let him stick his tongue down my throat.
P.S.S.S. I overheard your daddy talking to Uncle Noah about how he fucked up. His words, not mine. He said your momma was right there and he hadn’t been with her in months... I don’t understand, but now your momma wants to keep it cuz it will complete your family like they always wanted.
Are you getting a dog? If so, adopt, don’t shop.
<>Jackson<>
July 5th
Dear Harley “Turd Burglar” Jameson,
It sounds like u are finally with your real family. A bunch of stinky ass mutts who don’t know how to control themselves. I hope Rudolph bit u nice and hard. Maybe now you’ll catch rabies and it will fix what’s wrong with u.