Total pages in book: 17
Estimated words: 15007 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 75(@200wpm)___ 60(@250wpm)___ 50(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 15007 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 75(@200wpm)___ 60(@250wpm)___ 50(@300wpm)
I’d been winding down, or more to the point hiding out in my home office after going a round with Mengele. Then the phone rang somewhere in the house and five minutes later she was in my face with the we have to leave bullshit.
I’ll say one thing for her; she’s an organized little shit. She just made one phone call and got her phone tree going. It seems my mom and hers has been on standby because as women they understood that babies don’t always come when they’re supposed to so they were ready for this shit.
Kat has a calendar with all the due dates and where we need to be when. “I don’t remember signing up for this shit.” I slammed the car door too before shoving the key in the ignition, or trying to. “That’s not how it works remember?”
I glared at her sniggering shit and held the key against the magnetic strip and the engine roared to life. “As to not signing up, they’re our friends, they were here when the trips were born remember?” I grumbled some shit beneath my breath and dropped it because she had a point.
All I wanted was to get rid of some asshole that was a threat to my kid and ended up with twenty or thirty new friends. The guys aren’t that bad but their women…fuck!
“When did you call them?” She looked out the window at Jared and the guys as they met us at the end of my street. I blew the horn to let them know I saw them and smirked at her.
“You know I don’t go anywhere without them.” It’s my Arizona desert crew, all these years later and they’re still my go-to guys. Now I’ve got them tangled up in this shit with the SEALs, Law and the others. Not that they mind; there’s always some shit to do and there’s nothing my boys like more than putting a motherfucker right.
This labor shit couldn’t have come at a worst time though. There’s some new Intel making it’s way around our little town that needs more looking into, but I can’t do that shit now what with Kat dragging me off to Law’s ranch with her fuckery.
“I know that, but I only told you like less than an hour ago that we had to leave.”
“You think you and your girls are the only ones who know how to plan? You know Jared is half a woman, he told the guys to be on standby with a three week window or some shit.”
I guess I shoulda listened to his ass then too, seeing as I’m the one with the most kids. But Kat and her fucking kids never played by anyone else’s rules so when they come later or earlier than expected how was I to know that was a female thing? Fucking women!
My phone rang and she reached over to answer it on the dashboard with her nosy ass. “Mommy, daddy!” Fuck, I was almost in the clear. I looked at the dashboard, almost one in the morning. “What is it Mengele why aren’t you in bed?”
She sighed like an eighty year old man on the other end of the line. “Are you going to see uncle Law and aunt Dana? Is it time for the baby?”
“Yes baby!” Her mother answered her while I was trying to figure out why her ass was out of bed.
“But mommy I was supposed to go.”
“Not this time baby, we’ll take you another time okay.” She grumbled some shit and then yawned.
“Okay mommy but did you take the video camera?” Kat looked over at me like I was supposed to know what the fuck.
The two of them went back and forth on that shit until I finally told her that Law wouldn’t want her mother taping his woman like that. “But…
“Sleep Mengele. You’re too little for that shi…stuff anyway.”
“Fine, then I guess I’ll have to wait until Caitie has her first baby before I ever get to see what it looks like.” The little shit hung up the phone on that zinger and I almost ran off the road while her mother laughed her ass off.
“That shit’s not funny!”
“You should see your face; she was just needling you. I don’t now why out of all our kids you let her get to you like that.” I gave her a look. Sure, you don’t know. It can’t be because she’s the one that looks like you.
Jared’s nosy ass called me next, “why you swerving? You sleepy? Need me to drive?”
“No, your Goddaughter is up to her shit.”
“Which one?”
“Which one you think?”
“Well, since Caitie’s an angel and the trips are too young to get into too much, it must be Catalina.”
“That’s the one.” He laughed and hung up.
I’m not even going to touch on the subject of the trips being too young to get into shit. I’m gritting my teeth in the hopes that they’re more like their eldest sister but I’m pretty sure I’m fucked.