Total pages in book: 58
Estimated words: 56560 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 283(@200wpm)___ 226(@250wpm)___ 189(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 56560 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 283(@200wpm)___ 226(@250wpm)___ 189(@300wpm)
Terrence went very still and lifted his head. “Oh, they’re nosy and naughty?”
“Yes.” I wasn’t going to lie about that and leave him unprepared. “So don’t open the door unless you actually see fire. Not just smoke. No cats in trees. No animals hiding under their car. No help looking for one of the cousins that wandered off. The youngest at this point is about twenty. It’s a complete scam.”
That they’d already pulled on an unsuspecting and completely unprepared new girlfriend.
“Okay, no kids young enough to lose and I offer to call the cops if they need help.” Nodding to himself, he took the instructions seriously. “I’m not sure I’m the right person to help in those situations anyway.”
No.
He’d end up stuck in the tree with the nonexistent cat.
“I’m going to do my best to stay with you, but that means no wandering off or I can’t protect you.” Terrence widened his eyes but I shook my head before he could say anything cute. “No. Just no. We stay together for your protection. Once you’ve proven that you have the ability to be rude, then we’ll reevaluate.”
“But Leander—”
“Will have to fend for himself when he finally meets them and thinks manners will save him.” That was going to be fascinating to watch. “But I’m not letting you get eaten by the wolves just because Leander said you had to be nice to my relatives.”
My family believed in a very sweet-looking version of survival of the fittest.
There’d been too many women in my mother’s generation and they’d all turned out to be politely feral.
“Repeat the instructions to me.” Making it an order and deepening my voice got a sigh from my drama queen.
“I stay with you no matter what. I don’t open the door. I ignore unreasonable calls for help and I immediately find you.” Taking a deep breath, he straightened and managed to look believable. “You won’t be happy with me if manners get me eaten by wolves.”
“Correct.” Giving him a quick peck, I gave him a tempting grin to tease my bribe. “And if you do your best to remember the rules and follow them, I’ll let you pick how you get to orgasm again later.”
He was going to need an after-family orgasm to wind down…but that was fine with me.
Chapter 15
Terrence
His family sounded exhausting, so I was pretty sure I’d need my orgasm later…but I was going to try not to tell Daddy that.
Leander would definitely say that was rude.
But I liked how protective it made Daddy, and he was going to smother me with attention, so it wasn’t all a bad thing.
It even got me another kiss and Daddy was looking much less stressed. “I’m feeling better, but let’s go relax and give you an orgasm.”
Yay.
“You can have one too. I’m kinda greedy but not big greedy.” Oops. “I’m slightly greedy but not overly so.”
Yes, that sounded much bigger.
Grown-up. That sounded more grown-up.
Ugh.
How was that so hard?
Daddy’s eyes sparkled but he didn’t laugh. “I don’t mind you being greedy.”
He gave me another kiss as I sighed. “So, tell me about relaxing orgasms.”
Hmm.
I thought about his order as he took my hand and started slowly leading me through the house, giving me a chance to be nosy, but I wasn’t sure where to start. “What part is confusing? You have a pretty house, Daddy.”
Shoot.
“Enzo.”
Daddy barely held back his laugh. “Thank you, and I guess I’m not sure what you’re picturing when you say relaxing. In my head that’s holding you and slowly making love, but I’m pretty sure we’re not imagining the same thing.”
We really weren’t.
It was fascinating.
“No, we’re not.” That was okay, though. He’d given me time to remember my manners so Leander wouldn’t be frustrated with me. “Do you have anything you want to do?”
Reminding myself I should’ve asked that at the beginning of the orgasm conversation, I was relieved when Daddy shook his head. “No. I just want to spend time with you.”
Good…because I knew what we should do together.
“I would like a slow-building spanking that ends in an orgasm, please.” It sounded perfect. “You can tell me to hump your lap or you can make me come some other way. I’m flexible.”
Daddy snickered. “No, you’re not, but it’s part of what I enjoy about you.”
He was ridiculous.
“I’m very flexible.” I just had certain things that I liked and there was always a right order to do them in. “But everyone is allowed to have their own opinions, so thank you for sharing yours with me.”
And I was polite too.
Daddy rolled his eyes. “You believe that, so thank you for having such good manners.”
He was such a brat sometimes.
“You know, every time I think about introducing you to Leander, you say something that makes me realize it would be a bad idea.” They’d be trouble together.