Two Sticky Nuts – OHellNo Read Online Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

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Total pages in book: 58
Estimated words: 56107 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 281(@200wpm)___ 224(@250wpm)___ 187(@300wpm)
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“They can do that?”

She nodded. “I’m the owner.”

“Oh, I thought you were the real estate agent,” I said.

“I am,” she said. “But my grandma left me this house, and even though I love it, it’s time to let it go.”

“You’d really be willing to work something out with me?”

“I saw the look on your face when you walked in. Nothing would make me happier than seeing this house go to someone who really loves it. What’s your budget?”

I gave her some numbers, and she explained how the payment schedule would work. After two years, I’d have the option to buy the home at today’s price. I’d have to get a loan and all that, but she’d discount the sale by a certain percent if I ended up buying it. If not, she’d get to put it back on the market.

Anyway, we met the next day to sign and notarize the contract. I moved in yesterday, Sunday. Honestly, I feel like since meeting Carter, my luck is changing.

Now it’s Monday morning, and I’m walking into the office with a bounce in my step as I head to my cubicle outside Dick’s office.

Coco is setting down a bunch of folders on my desk. She’s a bottle blonde with a curvy figure who just got married a few months ago to a guy who worships the ground she walks on. He literally brings her flowers every Wednesday. It’s completely sickening, and I totally love it.

“Oh. Welcome back, Mila. You have no idea how much I missed you,” she groans.

“He didn’t behave?” I whisper.

“It was two weeks of pure hell. He kept saying, ‘Mila does it this way.’ And, ‘Mila always—’ fill in the blank. I finally had to tell him to suck it up and do a little work because I was only covering for you and things weren’t going to get done if he didn’t help.”

I try not to laugh. “How’d he take that?”

“He threatened to call you and have you come back early, but I told him you were in Jamaica and unreachable.”

I emailed Coco right before I headed to Jamaica and gave her the name of my hotel, just in case my cell didn’t work and she needed to reach me.

“And he bought it?” Because my cell was working the entire time.

“Yes.”

“I owe you my life.”

“So?” Coco asks. “How was it?”

“Oh my God. Amazing.” I go on to tell her how at first the vacation was a bust. All those icky adorable children and happy families. But then I met Carter. “He is the sexiest man alive, Coco. I’m not kidding.”

“Got a pic?”

“Actually, I do.” I show her one of the photos I took at the waterfall.

“Oh boy, what big coconuts he has.” Her smile melts away, and she grabs my phone, her eyes intensely focused on Carter’s face. She enlarges the image. “Wait. I know him.”

“Really?”

“Yeah. I just can’t place where.”

“He makes indie films, so maybe you’ve seen an interview or something?” I haven’t actually stalked him online yet, because I didn’t want to risk seeing him with exes or beautiful actresses. Sofie convinced me not to get inside my head, and nothing would derail me faster.

“No. I don’t think that’s how I know him.” Coco shrugs. “I’m sure it’ll come to me later. But, yeah, he’s hot, girl.”

I beam at the photo of Carter, his shirt open, abs flexing while he caresses two big brown balls in front of his crotch. My Mr. Right. I love that he doesn’t take himself too seriously.

“Mila! You’re back!” Dick comes sailing in, wearing a red-and-white argyle sweater and tan pants. “I’m never letting you have a vacation again. What a mess.”

“Geez, thanks, Dick,” Coco says.

“No offense, but you’re no Mila.”

“That was rude,” I tell him. “And thank you. Feels good to be appreciated. Oh, and you need to hire another staff member because I do plan on taking the four weeks I’m owed throughout the year.” If everything goes right with Carter, I hope to be doing a little traveling.

Dick’s mouth falls open.

I add, “And I want three weeks of vacation per year going forward like Coco has.”

He gives Coco a mean look, and she replies with a coy shrug.

I’m on such a happiness high, I decide to push the envelope. “And if I’m going to keep doing both your job and mine, I want a raise. A big one.”

He’s about to say something.

“Before you speak, Dick, I know Larry has an opening on his side, and the job pays twenty thousand more per year for less work.”

“Larry loves her,” Coco says, piling on. “And he gives me summer Fridays and brings me lunch once a week.”

Dick snarls. He knows he’s beat. “We’ll see.” He walks into his office and shuts the door. We immediately hear him screaming at Larry over the phone. “Who do you think you are, trying to hire Mila? She’s on my team!”


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