The Redo (Winslow Brothers #4) Read Online Max Monroe

Categories Genre: Contemporary, Funny, Romance Tags Authors: Series: Winslow Brothers Series by Max Monroe
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Total pages in book: 146
Estimated words: 140767 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 704(@200wpm)___ 563(@250wpm)___ 469(@300wpm)
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A yawn catches me off guard as I step off the curb in front of the hospital and cross the street to the other side. I pull my phone from my jeans pocket to glance at the time, only to find I’ve not only missed a message from the illustrious Cleo, but an entire text thread that further explains what my brothers were up to last night.

C: Sometimes, if we’re lucky, life gives us the kind of second chance that reminds us how right it was the first time.

If that isn’t the most vaguebook shit I’ve ever read, I don’t know what is. I know she’s trying to bait me into something here, most likely revolving around her trying to give me one of her kooky predictions, but I’m not biting.

Truthfully, I don’t even know what I would respond with if I had the energy, and I decide to leave it for now and thumb into the chat that contains more details on my brothers’ shenanigans.

Thatch: Yo, Remy, we’re all wondering where in the fuck you are? What gives, man? Truthfully, your ass better have a damn good reason that revolves around something awesome like a set of magically growing tits or else I’m gonna be pissssssed, son.

Obviously, Thatcher Kelly initiated this thread, and about ten minutes after I didn’t respond, the conversation rolled on like I wasn’t even in it.

Thatch: Seriously. Where’s your brother?

Jude: Hell if I know.

Ty: Apparently he’s decided being a little bitch is way more important tonight.

Wes: Guess we should cancel poker night and head home.

I kind of want to laugh. Surely the stress of spending all day with my sister, planting a garden that’s most likely going to die, has worn my brother-in-law out.

Thatch: We’re not canceling.

Kline: I’m kind of a fan of canceling. Georgia and I are two seasons deep into Game of Thrones, and I have a strong suspicion she secretly started season three tonight after the girls went to bed.

Kline Brooks is also one of Wes’s best friends and has become a good buddy to the Winslow family. However, his continued presence is more by choice since he’s one of the nicest, chillest guys out there. Unlike Thatch, who just takes it upon himself to set up shop in your life.

Wes: Yep. It’s settled. You should definitely go home. And so should I.

Thatch: You guys are dicks.

Wes: Says the guy who is texting instead of dealing the fucking cards.

Jude: I can’t believe you’ve talked us into texting the whole night, Thatch. This is the most ridiculous shit I’ve ever been a part of, and trust me, that’s saying something.

Thatch: Listen, if you want to be the one to tell Cassie that she can fluff off about her No Noise Rule, go ahead. I like my nuts where they are.

Ty: You’re scared of your wife, dude. You realize that, right?

Wes: Honestly, I don’t blame him on this one. I’m a little scared of her too.

Kline: Me three.

Thatch: I knew I loved you supportive bastards for a reason. Now, type a little quieter, would you? Less aggression in your thumbs. Once Remy gets here, we can just play instead of texting so much.

Flynn: He’s not coming.

Thatch: What? Did you talk to him?

Flynn: No.

Ty: Not gonna lie, you guys are boring the shit out of me.

Jude: Same, bro. Same.

Wes: Yeah, I’m out. Bye.

Thatch: Goddammit, Wes! Don’t you dare leave!

Kline: If Wes can leave, then so can I.

Thatch: FUCK YOU GUYS. I TAKE THE ASS-KISS BACK. YOU AREN’T SUPPORTIVE AT ALL.

Jude: Holy shit, they really left.

Ty: I think we should leave too. To a fucking bar where I can get a drink. It’s either that or I’m going home to my beautiful woman.

Jude: I second this. It’s either a bar or I’m going home to Sophie. No in-between.

Thatch: Harry’s?

Flynn: No.

Ty: THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!

Jude: YESSSSSSSS

Thatch: Majority rules, Flynn. Looks like you’re going to Harry’s.

Flynn: Fuck.

The thread goes eerily quiet for about two hours after that, and then, their downfall is apparent.

Thatch: Cass iz gonna so pisses at me. Ty you dumb. I hate you soon much.

Ty: you luv me bros. tequila!

Jude: You drunk

Thatch: NO YOU DRINK.

Jude: Yes sirrrrrrr

Ty: HAHAHAzs.

Thatch: I haves to leaf. Cass is comin to get me. She so mud.

Jude: baby donts go

Thatch: byez bro luver you

Flynn: I hate all of you.

God, my brothers—and Thatch—really are a hilarious bunch of assholes.

I roll my eyes, but I smile too, as I type out a message so simple it’s almost criminal within the confines of the thread. But I’m certain I should be excused on this one. After today’s events, my mind isn’t exactly working at optimal level.

Once I get to my apartment and my head hits the pillow, I imagine it won’t be but a couple of seconds before I’m out for the next twelve hours.


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