Total pages in book: 85
Estimated words: 81707 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 409(@200wpm)___ 327(@250wpm)___ 272(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 81707 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 409(@200wpm)___ 327(@250wpm)___ 272(@300wpm)
Chapter Two
There’s no sign of a kidnapping van when I approach the meeting location. Or Mrs Bianchi. I only managed to get her out of my store with a quick negotiation and an agreement to meet at the gates across the street in an hour. In a stroke of complete idiocy I didn’t ask her where we were going, or, honestly, much of anything.
She made too good an offer for me to worry about pesky details like getting kidnapped or where exactly we’re headed today. I told Miller to call the police if he can’t find me tomorrow and he said sure thing and, well, that’s that.
And really, statistically the chances of this woman being part of a kidnapping ring are low. So it’s probably fine, but I’m definitely not getting into her car if it’s a white van with black windows.
I cross Eagle Street with the dress neatly hanging in a garment bag draped over my arm. I told Mrs Bianchi I’d bring it with me as I rushed her out the door while my cat slowly paced the shop behind us with his new buddy.
Alive and well, I should add. Gary dropped him as soon as I turned around and then held him down with a paw while staring at me with a look that quite honestly could only be described as disdain. I’m not sure if he’s mad about the accommodations we’re living in or he was simply questioning my ability to provide for him, but we’re going to have a talk about his attitude later.
Anyway, I’m at the gates. The front gates of the governor’s mansion, more exactly. You’d think the governor’s mansion would be someplace cool like the Hamptons, but nope, good old Albany. No foresight on the behalf of our Founders on that one. Niagara Falls would have been good, for tourism at least. Poughkeepsie would have been cool, just because it’s fun to say Poughkeepsie.
Why are state capitals always the most random, unlikely cities? Like the state capital of Illinois is Springfield. Dumb. Everyone who didn’t pass the state capital quiz in grade school thinks it’s in Chicago. Mostly because Chicago is the only city anyone’s ever heard of in Illinois, but still. That entire quiz is one big trick question, if you ask me. How is the state capital of California not Los Angeles? Ridiculous. St Augustine, Florida, is the oldest city in America but sure, let’s confuse grade schoolers forever by putting the capital of Florida in Tallahassee. Is that even a real place? There’s Miami, there’s Disney World, there’s St Augustine and a bunch of beaches and then there’s… Tallahassee.
I bounce my foot on the pavement.
I’m probably a minute or two early since I allotted five minutes to get here when it’s all of a thirty-second walk. I’d be fine with Mrs Bianchi bailing—getting stood up by someone’s mother for a setup won’t even make the shortlist of crappiest dates I’ve had in my lifetime. That’d be fine. Bailing on paying for this dress? Not fine. Plus, we came to an agreement a little more elaborate than this dress. So here I am, prostituting myself for fashion.
Not literally, of course. I mean it wasn’t entirely obvious but I clarified. No kissing required.
This poor guy, am I right? Needs his mom to set him up on a non-kissing date. He must be tragically unattractive or socially awkward. Mrs Bianchi swore he doesn’t live in her basement though. Promised he has a job and his own place. Though she did say she stays with him when she’s in town, but made sure to stress she lives full-time in Manhattan and wouldn’t be in our way.
Ha.
While I wait I try to picture what I’m getting into. My intuition is envisioning a man somewhere between twenty-five and forty-five who works full time at a respectable job like accounting or something in technology, but he’s definitely not the boss. Maybe has a title like senior project coordinator. Does not date. Arrives home from work promptly at five-fourteen every evening, then plays video games online till eleven while eating a microwaved Hot Pocket.
Concerned mother of said man-child drives up to Albany once a month under the guise of a visit, but in reality she comes up to ensure his sheets are washed, the bathroom cleaned, the pantry stocked and to inquire as to why he hasn’t found a nice girl yet.
Ugh, whatever. Non-kissing date. I can deal.
There’s a tour group gathered for the 2pm tour. There are four tours daily, which I know because I can see them gathering at this spot from my window and also because I looked it up. I haven’t taken the tour myself because I’m not a nerd. Who wants to tour a governor’s mansion? Boring! It’s probably just filled with old stuff. And the governor.