Total pages in book: 110
Estimated words: 107454 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 537(@200wpm)___ 430(@250wpm)___ 358(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 107454 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 537(@200wpm)___ 430(@250wpm)___ 358(@300wpm)
“And it’s a pleasure to meet you, sir,” I say to Mark’s dad, shaking his hand too.
“And you as well,” his father says.
“This is Asher St. James,” Mark cuts in, finishing the intros. “He’s . . .”
My rabid desire to tease the hell out of this man rises up, and I sincerely hope Mark’s struggling with the urge to introduce me as the guy who banged his brains out last night.
“The best man too,” Mark adds, and those four words come out in a rush.
I ask Mark’s father if he heard about the crocodile fire, and that keeps his parents riveted as I show them the pool, and we dissect the best strategies to avoid dangerous reptiles.
When they’re standing at the edge of the lawn, debating the ideal time to swim, I step closer to Mark, tip my forehead to his parents, and lower my volume. “I understand everything about you now.”
He rolls his eyes and mutters, “Fuck you.”
Funny, but I understand that, too, and what it does to my chest.
Squeezes it.
But I stay focused on winding him up, speaking in a barely audible voice, just for him. “You wanted to tell them, didn’t you? That I’m the guy who made you come harder than you ever have before?”
He swallows roughly, a shudder moving through his body before he collects himself. “Yes, Asher. That’s exactly what I wanted to tell my parents about you. By the way, I got laid last night by Flip’s superhot wingman, and it was epic.” He turns to face me, his blue eyes shining with heat. “And tonight I’m going to fuck him.”
“I’m holding you to that,” I say, then cross over the grass to join Mark’s parents. “The view is stunning, isn’t it?”
“Gorgeous,” his mom says.
“Mrs. Banks, would you like me to take a picture of you and your kids for your family mantel back home?”
Her eyes light up. “Would you?”
We round up the bride, then I call Mark over, and Flip joins us too. I take pictures of the five of them with his mom’s cell, the bay shimmering behind them.
When I show his mother the shots on the phone, she brings her hand to her heart. “Those are some of the best pictures anyone has taken of me. You can’t even see my crow’s feet.”
I shoot her a questioning look. “What crow’s feet, Mrs. Banks?”
She dips her head, smiling as she pats my shoulder. “I like you.”
“Want to see the goodie bags, Mom?” Hannah asks, then she corrals everyone else into the house.
It’s just Mark and me again at the edge of the pool. “I won them over,” I say to him.
“Was that your goal?” There’s doubt in his tone.
“Yes.”
“Why did you want to? To show you could do it?”
I shake my head. “No. For Hannah. But mostly for you.”
I leave him with that thought as I head off to join Flip.
Mostly, I go so I don’t tell Mark anything more.
Like . . . I wanted to win them over because I want your parents to like me.
I just do.
26
WET T-SHIRT CONTESTS
MARK
“Daddy!”
The sound of my little girl’s voice has me dropping the knife next to the wedges of cheese. Flip and Hannah did some shopping, and I agreed to set out a spread for everyone to nibble on for lunch.
But now Rosie is here, running through the gourmet kitchen, arms outstretched. “I LOVE Florida!” she shrieks.
Oh, boy. Someone has excess energy to burn off. I grab her just as she’s about to collide with my thighs. And I lift her up and whirl her around while she shrieks again.
“Turn it down a notch, Rosie,” Bridget begs. I stop whirling and catch sight of my ex in the doorway. She looks bedraggled.
“Long line at the rental car place?” I guess. Sugar on the plane? I mentally add. Bridget never used to have trouble saying no to our daughter. But everything is a little haywire this year since the divorce.
“The longest,” she says. “Then I got lost looking for the causeway.”
“Sorry,” I say, and then mentally kick myself. It was Hannah’s idea to invite Bridget to the wedding along with Rosie. My sister has this romantic idea that Bridget and I will someday become best friends and the happiest co-parents on the planet.
I don’t see it. Divorce doesn’t usually work that way.
“Is there a pool?” Rosie asks in my arms. “There has to be a pool. I brought all of my bathing suits. And Mama got me a dress for the wedding! It’s purple. It’s the kind that whirls. I need to go swimming.”
“I need some brie on crackers and a tall glass of wine,” Bridget puts in.
“Fine,” I say. “You finish the board. There’s fruit and sausages left to cut. My parents could also use some food.”
“Fun times,” Bridget mutters. My parents aren’t her biggest fans this year.