Total pages in book: 75
Estimated words: 71565 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 358(@200wpm)___ 286(@250wpm)___ 239(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 71565 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 358(@200wpm)___ 286(@250wpm)___ 239(@300wpm)
Yet I can’t discount the chemistry. He wasn’t lying about that, there’s most definitely something between us. But just because you’re attracted to someone doesn’t mean it’s a good idea to act on it. The road to hell is paved with attractive men who radiate sex appeal and look like models from a Polo ad campaign.
Or something like that.
Nineteen
“He bought you an Elf on the Shelf?” I’m at work and my friend Sophie is catching me up on her Thanksgiving weekend. She spent it with her new boyfriend, the gynecologist. I think it’s weird too, but he is crazy hot. And in her defense, she didn’t know he was a gynecologist until she ended up in his exam room. But that’s a story for another time.
“Yeah. Neither of us really knew what it was, but we looked it up and now he texts me pictures of the elf every morning,” she says with a big grin.
“Pictures of the elf on his dick?” I ask hopefully. Because this domestic elf shit is just a little much.
“No! Pictures of the elf doing funny stuff around his house.”
Huh. I don’t know what to make of that.
“Never mind.” She waves a hand to close the subject.
But still, I blurt out, “Holy shit. He’s in love with you.”
She demurs, insists they’re just having fun, but Sophie is not a having-fun kind of girl. This can’t possibly end well. That guy is all wrong for her.
“Okay, enough about me,” she says. “Tell me about your weekend. Did you make any headway with Professor Camden?”
“I…” I start to answer her, but stop. “I don’t know what is going on anymore, Sophie.”
“What do you mean?” Sophie tilts her head in concern. “You always know what is going on. You have a plan, remember? Six months till graduation, six months to make Finn Camden fall in love with you.”
As if I need reminding. “I know, I know, but I’m so confused.” I can feel my face fall as I talk, my forehead creased in worry. Confused is an understatement.
“Is everything okay?”
“Yeah.” I suck in a gulp of air and plaster a smile on my face. I’m not ready to talk about this with Sophie. I haven’t even fully talked it out with Chloe. I told her I wasn’t deviating from my Finn Camden plan and she just groaned and thumped her head on the desk.
I’m saved from thinking any more about the Finn versus Sawyer debacle that is currently my life because Sophie’s stalker has just walked into the coffee shop. I point him out and get the usual lecture about the difference between a regular customer and a stalker. I barely have time to shrug before the guy is at the counter asking her out and then flashing a federal ID at her when she declines.
Knew it. Well, I didn’t know that, exactly. But I knew he wasn’t a customer. I snatch the ID up and examine it while Sophie shifts nervously and asks if she’s in trouble.
The guy is extremely good-looking and, not gonna lie, the badge makes him that much hotter. Gallagher. Nice Irish name. I run my finger over the three-dimensional surface while I have one of my best ideas to date. “Feds aren’t really her fetish, but I know a girl at school who’d be so into you,” I blurt out, my mood instantly lifted.
“Everly!” Sophie and Agent Gallagher reply simultaneously with near-identical looks of exasperation.
Whatever. I have so many good ideas, but sometimes you just can’t help people when they don’t want to be helped.
A flower delivery arrives and I grin, looking forward to Sophie signing for a flower delivery from her boyfriend while this agent guy attempts to hit on her. It’s the most stunning arrangement of flowers I’ve ever seen. A sea of orange blooms. I think I spot a peony. I love peonies. Luke and Sophie must have had one hell of a weekend. But then the delivery man looks up and asks for me.
I walk to the other end of the counter to get out of Sophie’s way and accept the delivery. They’re even more stunning up close. Roses, peonies, some miniature calla lilies in orange. An assortment of greenery. I’m not sure what it all is. The vase itself is at least a foot tall.
The delivery man places them on the counter and then pulls out his clipboard and frees a card from the clamp. It’s not a business card-sized envelope, the kind that normally comes with a bouquet. It’s a notecard. My name and work address at the coffee shop are typed across the front. He places it on the counter next to the flowers and wishes me a good day while I stand motionless and stare at it, deep in thought.
It’s obviously from Sawyer. I lean on the back counter and stare at it from a safe three feet away. He’s done his homework. The orange ribbon yesterday, the boots I’ve been coveting, the orange flowers today. That can’t be a coincidence. He’s looked, or had his assistant look—what was her name? Sandra. They’ve clearly looked at enough of my social profiles to send what I’d like. I don’t think Sandra is responsible for more than the legwork here though. She wouldn’t have known to send me boots in honor of the nickname he’d coined for me without him specifying to do so.