Never Give Your Heart to a Hookup (Never Say Never #2) Read Online Lauren Landish

Categories Genre: Contemporary, Funny Tags Authors: Series: Never Say Never Series by Lauren Landish
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Total pages in book: 120
Estimated words: 111610 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 558(@200wpm)___ 446(@250wpm)___ 372(@300wpm)
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Luna and I have been doing these sprint sessions together for years at this point. I study, she draws, and then we take breaks to stay fresh, but we always start with work. Always.

“Rules, schmules. Spill it or I’m going to start talking about art.” When I don’t immediately give in to her threat, she starts, “Michelangelo’s famous David sculpture notably represents the biblical subject pre-battle with Goliath, a distinct difference—"

“Okay, okay . . . stop!” I shout, covering my ears with my hands and closing my eyes to tune her out. “You know I hate it when you go all tour guide on me.”

I feel a nudge on my knee and crack one eye. Luna’s glare is amplified by her glasses, and I can see the one raised brow above her frames. Most importantly, her mouth isn’t moving, which means she’s not talking about art anymore. Thank fuck!

She’s a great tour guide, I’ll give her that, but I have zero interest in her favorite subject. Which is kinda ironic because back when we met, she was a virgin and I was planning my career as a sex and relationship therapist. Opposites attract isn’t only about romance, but friendship too.

As I lower my hands, Luna’s in her rarely-seen boss-babe mode, forcefully telling me, “You wanted this sprint, and I don’t think it’s because you need to study. You don’t have a test for weeks.”

“How do you know that?” I ask, my brows furrowed in surprise at her utter certainty of my schedule.

“I know everything. Including that you want to talk, so quit stalling.” Luna’s right, about all of it, but I’m also really proud of her personal growth to call me on my own shit. She used to be painfully shy and the barest side-eyed glance would make her self-conscious for days, but now? She’s a beast. A quiet, sweet one, but a power house nonetheless, writing her own ticket for her work, but also her time and attention.

So I get to it. Because when the nicest person you know tells you that you’re wimping out, she’s likely being overly gentle and you’re actually being a full-out fucking coward. And I am not one of those.

“I had a really shitty day a couple of days ago. Jaxx and I were doing a party, and it was going so good. We were selling hand over cocks” —I mime jacking off a dick— “right up until some assholes with legs decided to play whack-a-dick with our merchandise. They stole some too, running out with our toys like dine-and-dashers bailing on a hundred-dollar tab.”

She interrupts to ask, “Do you need some funding to replace those? Loan or gift, I’ve got you, girl.”

I smile softly at her generous offer. We used to be equally broke—for real, one brick of Ramen noodle split into three meals for the day, pick a bill to pay and pray for the rest kind of broke. Now, she’s so bankrolled that she doesn’t even call it money anymore. It’s funding, because she works in the seven-figure arena at a minimum for deals. But she’s still my best friend who’d do anything for me. Including paying for my stolen fake phalluses.

“Thank you, but Jaxx and I have a plan to get outta the red.” The immediate worry evaporates from her eyes, and I continue with my update. “But there’s some good luck in the bad circumstances because Chance called me. Finally.” At Luna’s questioning look, I explain, “The thieving assholes were his guys, and it pissed him off big time. He raked one of the guys up one side and down the other so badly he needed Neosporin for the burn, and then he called me to meet so he could apologize.”

“That’s nice.” Luna’s working hard to give nothing away, but I know her too well and can see that she’s foaming at the mouth to say what she thinks about Chance’s reaction. But I’m sticking to the point of today’s sprint session, which admittedly isn’t only work for me.

“He feels like some of the guys aren’t getting the messages he’s sending and that maybe hearing it from the source is a way to beat it into their heads. This one . . .” I tap my head. “Not this one,” I circle over my crotch region. “So enter Samantha, the Man Educator.”

“The what?” Luna asks, laughing like she’s sure she misheard.

I laugh too, because I said exactly what she thinks I did.

This idea, even though Chance explained it at length and we talked about possible topics, is crazy. I’m a student, not some hotshot psychologist. But Chance swears that’s what’ll make the guys listen to me. In some ways, I am them—same general age, working hard at school, planning for my future—all things Chance says his guys are going through too.


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