Total pages in book: 78
Estimated words: 75143 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 376(@200wpm)___ 301(@250wpm)___ 250(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 75143 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 376(@200wpm)___ 301(@250wpm)___ 250(@300wpm)
Tate seemed to be thinking the same thing because he’d pressed his lips together and was trying not to smile. He managed not to laugh, though, and went back to his stern Dom expression quicker than I’d have thought he could. “Yeah, we want this to be worry-free so we can focus on the fun parts. Like driving him insane.”
That would not be hard.
“That means I get an insertable toy too, right?” My question had both my Doms nodding in unison. “Wonderful.”
I was glad we were all on the same page when it came to the orgasm with a cage plan.
“Why don’t you take a closer look at these and we’ll figure out which styles you’re most interested in.” Derek was talking to Tate and Dean, but he turned and glanced down at my pants again. “What dimensions are his penis? We’ll want to make sure we get the right option for him. Too loose is not going to give him the look he’s going for.”
“Cute.”
“Well-sculpted.”
“A nice handful.”
Derek cocked his head and studied us. “No one has measured him?”
Tate shrugged. “This is new and the internet didn’t tell him to measure his cock. He was more interested in making sure it looked nice.”
“It does.” I didn’t care how long it was. I wasn’t going to use it to penetrate anyone unless one of my Doms told me to. “It’s mostly for pleasure and decoration, though, so I wasn’t sure why I’d need to measure it.”
That just seemed odd.
Derek nodded and seemed to understand, though. “Tops or switches are more likely to focus on that. I think making sure it looked nice was reasonable. Oh, and I’m glad the internet told you it was attractive.”
It was nice to meet someone who understood what was important in life.
“Thank you.” He hadn’t even lectured me either. “It’s been very helpful in sorting through interesting kinks too.”
“Some people just don’t research enough before jumping into BDSM.” Shaking his head, Derek smiled. “You don’t need a lecture on that, though.”
No, but I was pretty sure there were other lectures I probably needed.
“No. I’ve been very good.” It sounded very believable until Tate snorted and Dean chuckled. “I don’t need a lecture on being polite, either.”
Derek grinned. “I didn’t think so. You’re very polite and cute.”
“Thank you.” He was very polite too. “And thank you for all your hard work helping us pick out my cages.”
I was getting a cock cage.
I was getting a cock cage.
I was getting a cock cage.
As the singsong words played over and over in my head, Derek looked back at Tate and Dean again. “We have a couple of options. You can come back when you know his length and circumference. You can go into the bathroom and I’ll provide you with a fabric measuring tape. Or I can help you with that task.”
Oh.
“Getting exact measurements can be tricky with a sub who wiggles.” Derek’s words were polite but they all looked at me and smiled, making me realize I was rocking back and forth.
Oops.
Well, at least I hadn’t been humping my Doms.
“And then there’s the problem of measuring him soft versus hard.” Derek raised an eyebrow and pretended to shake his head as I giggled. “That might be a problem already, though.”
It was.
“I like your shop.” I wasn’t sure if I should apologize for that or not, but either way, it’d made me hard. “And you’re very nice and Tate is sexy and Dean’s so stern and he’s taking it so seriously.”
Yeah, I wasn’t going to apologize for ending up erect.
Tate sighed but somehow the frown he gave me sent a shiver through me. “Yes, tricky is one word for it.”
Was he really…
He was going to…
What would…
Words kept floating away and somehow made me even harder, especially when Dean shrugged. “It’s definitely a two-man job at the very least. Someone is going to have to keep him soft and the other is going to have to measure him. And that’s just if he stays still.”
Dean knew me so well…he was amazing.
Derek nodded and his brows pulled together like he was thinking hard. “Then let me just lock the door for a moment. He can’t be that big, so measuring him won’t take long.”
Oh, that was just as sexy as I’d thought it’d be.
Tate patted my head. “It’s adorable and very well-proportioned.”
Somehow he made that sound like he was calling me small too. He was amazing. “Thank you, Sir.”
They were both amazing…shopping was so much more fun with Doms.
Chapter 16
Dean
Somehow, Joel’s complete lack of subtly made everything a lot easier to handle…probably because it was hard to be embarrassed when I had to keep rolling my eyes.
And his ridiculous reasons for why he was already hard made it even more impossible to get uncomfortable about anything.
“I think we’re going to take you up on your offer to help.” Tate had given me a quick glance to make sure I wasn’t ready to die of embarrassment, but he didn’t second-guess whatever he saw on my face. “We’re fortunate to have a professional like yourself to help.”