Total pages in book: 84
Estimated words: 85267 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 426(@200wpm)___ 341(@250wpm)___ 284(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 85267 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 426(@200wpm)___ 341(@250wpm)___ 284(@300wpm)
How did I not notice that before? Oh yeah, it’s because I wanted to smack him in his arrogant face.
“Babe, ya need to relax.”
Babe?
I stare.
Give my head a shake to get the dust off my brain. I mean, honestly, there are cobwebs on my vagina—it makes sense that I’d be attracted to him. I simply don’t know any better.
So what if he’s cute? He’s a danger and a menace to society.
“I need to relax? Listen to me, you dick, watch how you’re driving. What you’re doing is dangerous.”
“What is it I’m doing? Are your panties twisted up ’cause my truck is bigger than that piece-of-shit car you’re drivin’?”
Piece of shat yer drivin’.
My car isn’t winning any beauty contests, but it’s hardly a piece of shit.
Okay. It’s a total piece of shit—but it’s mine. I bought it myself, so Biff McBurgerThief here can shove that insult down his pie hole.
And choke on it, too.
“You need to calm down,” he says again, in what he probably considers a soothing voice meant to calm me down.
I refuse.
“You need to take this more seriously.”
Those wide shoulders shrug. “No harm, no foul.”
“Are you serious? Your lights were blinding me. I could hardly see where I was going, and you were way too close to my bumper.”
Still is.
“You’re spittin’ mad, aren’t ya? Like you just chewed up nails and spit out a barbed wire fence.” The brute has the nerve to laugh, as if the metal chrome of his super duty pickup truck isn’t currently butted up against the tail end of my car.
The nerve.
My stance widens, fists curled at my sides, clutched into tiny balls of anger.
Ugh!
The nostrils on my nose flare. “You think you’re tough shit because you’re on the football team, don’t you, jock strap? You think scaring defenseless girls in the middle of the night is funny? Do you?” I stab a finger in his direction, glaring.
“I don’t see no defenseless girls ’round here.”
Don’t see no. Lord, has this guy had any formal education?
“It’s me.” I stab at my chest. “I’m the defenseless girl, you halfwit.”
He is completely missing the point—hasn’t picked up on my sarcasm. Either he’s choosing not to, or he’s dumb as a box of rocks.
I don’t know for a fact that he’s a complete moron, but based on stereotypes and what I’m staring at, I’m going to assume he is. Big truck. Bigger muscles. Shaggy hair. Bruised eye. Crooked smirk I want to wipe off his face.
He looks like he was raised in the backwoods and sounds like it, too.
“You hardly look defenseless.” He’s staring down at me from his perch in the driver’s seat.
“Do you see any weapons?”
“No, but I keep hearin’ one.”
Huh? “What does that mean?”
“Your mouth is runnin’.”
Inside the cab of the truck, his buddy laughs.
I glare at them both. “How dare you!”
“I’m not the one who slammed on her brakes and hopped out of her car in the middle of the street,” he has the nerve to point out.
“Your bumper is jammed so far up my ass I can taste chrome when I swallow.” Did those words just come out of my mouth? Damn, I’m kind of impressed with myself.
The kid in the passenger seat laughs, and I wish I could reach in and smack him.
“How about you be quiet?” I have to get closer to the truck to see his face, but I can make him out in the shrouded, dimly lit cab. He looks like a jockhole: big and built and strong—and smiling.
Ugh, so annoying.
“What did you expect me to do, keep driving?”
“Nope. Kind of wanted you to slam on your brakes and hop out of your car in the middle of the street.”
I can’t decide if he’s full of crap or not. He laughs, the Adam’s apple in his thick throat bobbing, tendons visible from here, even in the semi-darkness.
“Besides, if my bumper was up your ass, we’d both know it.”
It doesn’t sound like he’s talking about car parts. It sounds like a metaphor for butt stuff, the bumper being his—
“Darlin’, you look fit to be tied.”
“Don’t you darlin’ me. I’m still half blind from those dumb lights, you jerk!”
He rests his forearm on the window, leaning out while talking down to me. The sleeves of his plaid shirt are rolled to the elbow. “Sorry ’bout that.”
I peel my eyes off his muscles. “You’re not sorry—you were doing it on purpose!”
“It worked, didn’t it?” His teeth are blaring white, almost as bright as his headlights and aimed in my direction. “What’s your name?”
“None of your damn business.”
Wow, I sound salty.
The guy turns his body, neck craning away from me. “Tyson,” he says, “listen to the mouth on this one.” He smirks, grinning down at me, the stupid asshole. “She’s spittin’ fire, and I bet she’s hungry for a chicken sandwich, too.”
Finally, an acknowledgment that he knows who I am.