Total pages in book: 67
Estimated words: 68066 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 340(@200wpm)___ 272(@250wpm)___ 227(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 68066 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 340(@200wpm)___ 272(@250wpm)___ 227(@300wpm)
“So, you’re going to make me sweat my nuts off too?”
“It’s not that hot out, Jackson.”
“But, Momma... Cash and Shiloh are already waitin’ for me! We have church today to talk ‘bout the moron standin’ next to me.”
“You’re so obsessed with me.”
“Ugh! Get over yourself. I’m not a stupid cheerleader.”
“Jealous, Harley?”
“Of the twat waffles who don’t got a brain cuz they like you? Puh lease...”
“Mom! I can already feel myself getting stupider just cuz she’s touching me.”
“That’s what she said, buttface! And you’re touchin’ me. I ain’t touchin’ you!”
They both just shook their heads in disappointment like always. That was the first time I realized everyone was inside and not runnin’ around the compound.
I couldn’t even find my daddy, which meant Momma musta’ pulled her superpower rank. Where Daddy couldn’t save me, or he’d get in big trouble too.
My eyes went to the window at the side of the clubhouse, and there was Shiloh and Cash watchin’ us. Lookin’ like I felt. Shiloh made a heart with her fingers for me, and I made one back for her. Except it was only half a heart cuz my other hand was inside the shirt, touchin’ the boy I hated the most.
Ugh! They are ruinin’ my life!
“Have fun and please try to work out your issues,” Aunt Bailey ordered before they both turned and left us there.
Once Momma was at the front door of the clubhouse, she shouted, “And don’t even think about taking that shirt off! We’re watching you on the cameras!”
As soon as they were out of sight, Jackson burped really loud and blew it in my face. The smell of pickles and onions went up my nose, makin’ me wanna puke.
I blew it back in his Rudolph face, but it didn’t have the same effect as it did on me.
“You are absolutely disgustin’! What did you eat for breakfast? Your own butthole?”
He smiled, big and wide. The kind of smile that made me wanna knock his teeth out.
“No, it smells like I ate yours.”
“I would never let you near my butthole.”
“If I wanted near your butthole, then guess what, Gremlin... I’d be in there.”
“In your dreams.”
“No, it’s actually in yours.”
“Oh, trust me, Rudolph... when I see your face in my dreams, it’s always a nightmare.”
“Oh, so you are dreaming about me?” he asked with a cocky smirk on his face.
“No, stupid. They’re nightmares like your breath. Now scoot over!” I turned to face him and pushed him as hard as I could.
He tripped a little, takin’ me with him.
“You jerk! You almost made me fall on you!”
“You pushed me!”
“Yeah! Well, you usually never move! So I must be gettin’ strong enough to kick your ass!”
“You wish! I could take you down with one finger.”
“Try it and watch how fast I break it off!”
“Oh my God! You’re going to make me deaf with your loud ass mouth that never shuts up!”
“You never shut up! It’s why I’m always in trouble, cuz of you and your big mouth!”
Out of nowhere he turned around and started walkin’ fast...
Draggin’ me with him.
<>Jackson<>
“You’re walkin’ too fast, butthole eater! I’m gonna fall!”
“So fall! Like I care!” I replied, annoyed and frustrated I was stuck to her whiny ass.
“If I fall, then you’re comin’ wit’ me!”
Before I could respond, she threw her arms around my stomach. The entire front of her body stuck against the back of mine.
“Get off me, you spider monkey!”
“No! Slow down or we’re gonna fall!”
I didn’t stop, I was too pissed. Instead, I started jogging.
“Jackson, slow down!”
“Never!”
I ran faster, and for the most part, she kept up. Holding onto me tighter and tighter with each step.
“I can’t breathe!”
“Good!”
“Harley! Let go!”
“Never!”
And then the little shit jumped on me, wrapping her legs around my waist with her free arm around my neck, choking me. It wasn’t that I couldn’t hold up her weight, I was used to dragging guys on me in football and she weighed nothing compared to them. It was the fact it had just rained that morning and the grass and dirt was still slippery.
My feet slid out from underneath me and the next thing I knew, I fell face first into the mud. Taking her with me.
Seconds later, I heard her laughing her butt off.
“Oh man!” She laughed harder. “That was so much better than I thought it was gonna be!”
When I lifted my head up from the nasty muck, she grabbed it and shoved me back down.
“That’s for my Ken doll, murderin’ his wife! He’s never been the same!”
I jerked my head back, holding it up with all my strength, knowing she would do it again if given the chance. I warned, “You better run and hide, Harley!”
“I ain’t scared of you!”
And with that, she grabbed a fistful of mud and slapped it into my face. Laughing again.
“Oh, it’s on!”