Total pages in book: 67
Estimated words: 80391 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 402(@200wpm)___ 322(@250wpm)___ 268(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 80391 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 402(@200wpm)___ 322(@250wpm)___ 268(@300wpm)
Then came Viddy and I tensed.
She walked sure and steady, cane-less. Once she reached the edge of the dock, she stepped up lightly and walked smooth and steady down the dock towards us.
Trance, who was also at my side, visibly relaxed, as did I, once she made it to Baylee’s side.
“Jesus Christ,” Trance hissed.
Trance had it bad. Although, I was just as worried as he was, despite Viddy having practiced it no less than a hundred times.
We decided against having any ring bearers or flower girls because of having the wedding on the dock itself. We didn’t want to have to go fish little children out of the lake, so the next one out was Adeline.
And what a fucking sight she was.
She was walking out on the arms of Silas and Dixie. She’d bonded with them both over time, and told us she couldn’t decide who to ask, so she asked them both, and they had both readily agreed.
Then, as she got close enough, I could see the plunging neckline, and about fell off the goddamn dock.
“Goddamn.” I said shaking my head. Then a smile overtook my mouth as she walked down the dock towards me. She was so fucking beautiful it made my heart hurt.
Once she got to the designated spot, Reverend Spano began.
“Who gives this woman’s hand in marriage?” He asked.
“I do.” Dixie and Silas said at the same time.
They both let her go with kisses on her cheek, releasing her to my waiting hand.
Once she was close to me, I whispered to her, “You look beautiful.”
Although I might have said it to her boobs and not her face, but who could blame a man? They were just right there for the world to see.
She giggled and smacked my chest before we both turned to Reverend Spano.
It was when we’d said our vows and Reverend Spano was wrapping up the ceremony that Adeline stole my heart for the second time.
“Tiago?” She whispered quietly, trying not to interrupt Reverend Spano’s words of wisdom.
I turned to her, looking deep into her eyes. “Yeah, baby?”
“I wanted to tell you something.” She whispered.
“Now?”
“Yeah, now.” She said nodding.
I raised my eyebrows and waited for her to explain. “Well?”
“Do you want a boy or a girl?” She asked.
It took a few moments for my brain to catch up to her question, but when it did, I all but burst with excitement.
Totally ignoring everything Reverend Spano was saying, I hauled Adeline into my arms and started to spin her. “Are you fucking kidding me?”
Chuckles filled the air around us, but I ignored them as I waited for her to answer.
She shook her head. “No. I found out this morning.”
“Fuck yes,” I said.
“I know pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.” Reverend Spano said with a smile in his voice.
He was too late though. I had Adeline’s mouth to my own, ravishing it, before the words even left the reverend’s mouth.
***
Adeline
9 months later
“And for you, sir?” The waitress asked Kettle.
“I want that 2 for $20 meal. I want both of them steaks. One with corn and mashed potatoes. The other with fries and a baked potato.”
I closed my eyes and tried hard not to laugh. The man was a fucking eating machine ever since he’d gotten me pregnant. Now, at nine months pregnant, I could barely fit anything into my stomach. However, Kettle more than made up for it.
When she started to leave, Kettle called her back with a loud, “Wait!”
“Yes, sir?” She asked nervously.
I snorted. The man intimidated everyone, but holy hell was he hotter than sin.
“You didn’t take my wife’s order.” Kettle said patiently.
“Wait, you’re going to eat both of those?” She said, stepping from foot to foot.
At Kettle’s serious nod, the young server turned to me expectantly. “What can I get you, ma’am?”
“I’ll have the Molten Lava Cake, a hamburger, and onion rings. Bring the cake when you bring their salads.” I instructed her.
When the young girl looked at me as if I’d lost my mind, Baylee and Sebastian, who were sitting in front of us, started laughing.
I glared at the couple, but held my tongue until the waiter walked away with our order.
“Why are y’all laughing at me? He’s the one who ordered two full meals for himself.” I growled.
Sebastian started to guffaw at that statement.
“Did you know he had to go up a pant size in his uniform pants?” Sebastian asked Baylee.
Baylee’s wide eyes turned to Kettle and her brows raised. “Really?” She asked.
Kettle shrugged unapologetically and then took a sip of his beer. “At least it isn’t the morning sickness anymore. That was a killer while I was at work.”
Did I forget to mention that Kettle experienced all the same symptoms I was feeling? It was awesome. Not. He whined more than a child about everything! ‘Adeline, I’m hungry.’ “Adeline, I’m tired.’ ‘Adeline, I’m horny.’
Well okay, if I was being truthful, the last one wasn’t a problem. My desire for sex went through the roof once I hit the four month mark, completely making up for the first three months when I didn’t desire it at all.
A very obnoxious scent started to waft through the air, and I knew for sure it wasn’t the fajitas that just passed by a few moments before.
“What is that smell?” I asked, eyes turning accusingly in my husband’s direction.
He shrugged. “Not me. Now that you mention it, I smell it, too.”
Every single head at the table turned to Blaise, who was now a little over fourteen months old.
She was innocently munching on some puffy Cheetos looking to all the world like she was a little princess.
Then the loudest, most abhorrent fart passed from the girls’ ass that I’d ever heard; man, woman, and child included.
What happened next was as if it was out of a movie. Shit like that didn’t happen in real life.
Poop started to ooze from the back of the girls shoulders, over her shirt, and then even further to reach down to her stomach.
Then all hell broke loose, as it started to bubble out. The only thing stopping the noxious ooze was the strength of her little Harley onesie.