Total pages in book: 119
Estimated words: 112638 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 563(@200wpm)___ 451(@250wpm)___ 375(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 112638 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 563(@200wpm)___ 451(@250wpm)___ 375(@300wpm)
“Are you kidding me right now?” Winnie laughs behind my back, delighted. “I thought you said you guys were competitive! You’re moving at a turtle’s pace.”
“Time is relative, Bumpkin.”
“Don’t Bumpkin me! Are you deliberately being slow?”
“Is that how you know me?” I bark out. “I never play to lose.”
“Hmm,” is all she says, when I’m not even a quarter through my journey to the other chimney. She will have a lifetime to cross her way to safety. A whole goddamn hour, if that’s what she needs.
Because there is one thing Winnifred doesn’t know about me. Doesn’t need to know.
And that is that I will always let her win.
The End