Total pages in book: 13
Estimated words: 12035 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 60(@200wpm)___ 48(@250wpm)___ 40(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 12035 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 60(@200wpm)___ 48(@250wpm)___ 40(@300wpm)
Her eyes bulged and she shook her head. “No-no one.” I eased up on her throat but since I liked what that shit did to her pussy muscles, not too much. I didn’t even last fifteen minutes this time. I told myself to pull out but she felt so good I almost cried. I needn’t have worried anyway because her pussy had other ideas.
“I’m about to cum Josephine let go.” She fucking shook her head and wrapped her legs around my ass, pulling me back in. “Oh shit.” I blasted off in her snatch and growled like a Minotaur. “You wanna let go now? I hear people moving around out there.” Her eyes came back into focus and she started her bullshit guilt diatribe again. I held my hand up to stop her.
“I’d love to hang around and listen to your pedantic bullshit but I got shit to do. Where the fuck is that ugly ass suit?” She pointed at the door and I took that to mean it was back in the changing room. I fixed my shit that was still looking around like ‘where the fat pussy at’ and bounced.
For the next two days I was stuck. I came in early in the morning to plant one in her and then went downstairs to be annoyed by the offspring of every fucking nitwit in the known world. Some people shouldn’t be allowed to breed. I came very close a coupla times to making a public announcement but Josephine was always off to the side these days watching me like a hawk.
Her employees might think she was checking up on the new Santa, making sure he was doing a good job. The only job she was interested in was the one I did between her thighs. That is one dick hungry broad.
Today was no different to all the others except it looked like somebody had put an extra dose of Adderall in these kids morning cereal or some fuck and that shit was having the opposite affect. “Settle your little ass down kid this ain’t the rodeo.”
“Excuse me, I don’t think you’re allowed to speak to kids like that.”
“Yeah like you don’t wanna throw the little fuck out the nearest window, the fuck is he on anyway?”
“Mommy, Santa said a bad word.” She tried grabbing the kid but he wasn’t going anywhere. “NO.”
“Hey kid, tone it down will ya, Santa had a little too much to drink.” I hadn’t had shit but I was going for the shock factor.
Mom was having conniptions but I wasn’t paying her any mind. Josephine had a folder a mile high on her desk full of complaints about me. If only they knew. She wasn’t about to get rid of her lunch special.
I could burn this fuck down and she wouldn’t bat a lash. The power of the dick. She was also a lot more mellow these days and we hadn’t even seen each other outside of work, never shared more than insults and the wildest fucks this side of a Las Vegas brothel. My kinda deal.
4
It was time for my break. I left a line full of disgruntled mini fuckers and jetted. I pushed the door to her office open, not even bothering to knock. She was nibbling on some shit in her hand and my eyes started to twitch. “What the fuck are you eating?”
“It’s granola, you want one?” She held it out to me.
“Where’s the burrito shit you usually eat for lunch?” She looked away all shy and shit. “Well I was thinking I should lose some weight…”
“Like fuck, not on my watch.” I snatched the sawdust out of her hand and threw it in the garbage before pulling her up from her seat and heading for the door.
“Where are we going?” I pulled her along behind me.
“To get some real food.” I dropped her hand once we were outside the door because I didn’t feel like hearing her shit about conduct in the workplace. Like it was totally PC to fuck her on her desk but I couldn’t hold her hand in public. Twisted fucking logic if you ask me, but what the fuck do I know? Females are nuts.
We ended up at this little hole in the wall a few streets over. “What’s so funny?” All the way there she’s had this look on her face like she had an inside joke. She shook her head and looked anywhere but at me. “Nothing.” I looked down at myself. “It’s the suit isn’t it?” She snorted as we went through the door.
We found a table and sat down to order. I got a burger and fries, light eating for me, but I had a long day ahead of me. I ordered for her when she started in on the salad shit. “She’ll have the chicken sandwich with sweet potato fries and slaw.” Her greedy ass knew damn good and well that salad wasn’t gonna do shit for her. My baby is a woman with a huge appetite for all things filling. ‘My baby?’ what the fuck?