Total pages in book: 114
Estimated words: 139789 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 699(@200wpm)___ 559(@250wpm)___ 466(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 139789 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 699(@200wpm)___ 559(@250wpm)___ 466(@300wpm)
"You had a wet dream? Get in there, babe. Woot woot! Keela had a dirty dream. A d-i-r-t-y dream about-"
"Aideen, please! You're not helpin'!"
"Oh, stop it! This is funny, find your sense of humour and laugh at this!"
I groaned. "I can't, I can't find anythin' funny about this. He knows I had a dirty dream about him Ado, he knows and he laughed at me!"
Aideen's laughter and chuckling paused.
"He laughed at you or laughed at your reaction to havin' a dirty dream about him?"
I opened my mouth to answer her but closed it as I thought on what she said.
"That's exactly what I thought. You just assumed he was laughin' at you and you flipped."
I frowned. "You make it sound like snappin' at him is somethin' I do often-"
"You've done nothin' but snap at him from the moment you met him. You forget he is there as a favour to help you. He doesn't have to be there, Keela. He doesn't have to have anythin' to do with you and yet he is there with you. Cut him some slack. I know you're wary because he wants to shag you but give him a break, at least he admits what he wants from you instead of goin' behind your back to use you. I'm also pretty sure sayin' he wants to fuck you is just his way of sayin' he is interested in you."
I frowned.
"I hate that you're right."
"Of course you do, no one likes bein' wrong."
I sighed.
"Great, the next step is actin' on your attraction."
I rolled my eyes. "I hate Alec."
"You're attracted to his looks, but hate him as a person, that is possible."
"That is so shallow, likin' someone for their looks."
Aideen snorted. "Then the majority of the human population is shallow because most of the time that is what attracts people to others first, their looks."
I didn't reply because I knew she was right.
"I guess," I mumbled.
She sighed dreamily. "Was he good?" she asked.
I gasped. "It was a dream, no actually it was a nightmare."
Aideen burst out laughing. "It was a dream, not a nightmare. I've had lots of dreams about Alec-"
"He wasn't next to you when you had said dream though."
"That's why you’re freakin' out? Because you think he knew what you where dreamin-"
"He did know. He laughed his arse off at me when he seen-" I cut myself off with a cry.
"Did we not already address this? How do you know he wasn't laughin' at your reaction-"
"He saw the... evidence." I winced, covering my face with my free hand.
Aideen was quiet for a second before bursting into laughter. "You came? Like really came over a dream? Shite, you literally had a wet dream."
"It's not funny!" I shouted. "I had a sex dream about Alec, what about that is funny?"
"It's not funny at all, nothing about me getting laid in a dream but not in real life is funny," his voice said.
I closed my eyes for a moment before turning my head and looking in the direction of the hotel room door. Alec stood in the doorway with a plastic bag in one hand and a bunch of flowers in the other.
"Are those flowers a sorry for laughing at me?" I asked, curiously.
"No, they are to brighten up the room because a dark cloud is hanging over it thanks to your panties being in a twist over something stupid."
"Don't you talk about me knickers, you big bastard. Don't you fuckin' dare!" I snapped making Alec and Aideen burst into laughter.
I wanted to shoot them both.
I looked away from Alec and focused on my phone.
"You shouldn't laugh with him, you're me friend, back me up!"
"No, because he is right. Your knickers are in a twist over somethin' stupid."
I narrowed my eyes and sighed out loud. "Okay, maybe they are in a twist but for a very good reason! I feel like I've committed the biggest sin ever."
Alec snorted. "You had a wet dream, big deal."
Ahhh!
I hung up on a laughing Aideen then dove under the covers of the bed and wished death upon myself. Alec's laughter followed me and I tried to plug my fingers in my ears to make it go away but it wouldn't.
He dove on the bed then, making me grunt as he applied some of his weight down on me.
"Get off, you weigh a ton!" I complained.
Alec moved around then until he was lying next to me. "Look, I know you're embarrassed about what happened this morning, but I have something to cheer you up."
Curiosity got the better of me, so I slowly peeked my head out from under the covers. Alec was looking at me and began grinning while he held up the plastic bag that was in his hand when he entered the room.
I looked at the bag. "What did you buy me? A time machine?" I asked.
He snorted. "No, just some things to make you feel better," he said as he handed me the bag.
I took the bag from him and looked inside. I smiled when I eyed a box of chocolates.
"Thanks, but I'm on a diet and can't eat-"
Alec held up his hand and shook his head. "No, I got you these chocolates as a peace offering and you're going to take them, and you will eat them, and you will like them."
Who did he think he was?
"And if I don't?"
Alec smirked. "If you don't, when your mom gets here, I'll tell her that you had a wet dream about me and destroyed the bed sheets."
"Bastard!" I screamed and dove forward and swung my hands at him.
Alec grabbed me and laughed as he fell onto the bed, pulling me with him. I struggled to get off him when I sat up.
Alec gave me a wink before looking at where I was seated on him. "Does this remind you of something? A certain dream maybe?"
"No, because you were on top in the dream-" I widened my eyes in horror at what I just said. "Shut the fuck up, Alec."
He laughed as I rolled off him.