Total pages in book: 114
Estimated words: 139789 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 699(@200wpm)___ 559(@250wpm)___ 466(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 139789 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 699(@200wpm)___ 559(@250wpm)___ 466(@300wpm)
I raised my eyebrows. "Really?"
Aideen nodded her head. "Yeah, when you were in here talkin' to Bronagh and the lads, we were in the gym room and he asked me to come up to his room so he could fuck me. I mean, seriously? When is that ever okay to just come out and say that to a lady? I must have really given him the impression I was a slut last night."
Well yeah, you were all over him like a bad rash.
I blew out a large breath of air. "What did you say to him?"
"I told him I was a lesbian and the only reason I came onto him last night was because I thought he was a butch girl."
The fact that Aideen said this with a straight face and a dead serious tone caused me to burst out laughing which in turn made her laugh.
"You did not!" I gasped through my laughter.
Aideen nodded her head. "I did."
I fanned my face. "And he believed you?"
Aideen was still chuckling as she shook her head. "No, he didn't, but the longer I keep this facade up he will."
I wiped under my eyes. "You're mental."
Aideen shrugged. "You know that and I know that, everyone else will find out eventually."
I covered my face with my hands as my laughter started up again. I quickly uncovered my face a few moments later when a female voice was heard from out in the hallway.
"Bitches!" Branna's voice cheered as she entered the kitchen.
I looked to her and smiled politely while Aideen jumped up and bee lined for Branna to gave her a bone-crushing hug when she was near enough to do so. I winced at Branna's screech when she pulled back from the hug and looked at Aideen's face.
Aideen reached up and gently touched her face before launching into a recount of last night's events.
"I was so drunk I didn't even know, I'm so sorry!"
"Stop it, you were already leavin' with Ryder, it's not your fault."
Branna was fuming that Aideen got hurt, but found my interaction with Alec and Kane hilarious.
Branna glanced at me as I wiped under my eyes for the second time in the last few minutes.
"Are you cryin'?" she asked me, worry suddenly laced in her tone.
I nodded in Aideen direction. "Only with laughter, because this one told Kane she was a lesbian so he wouldn't chat her up."
Branna burst into laughter that made me snicker again.
"It was the only thing I could think to say at the time to throw him off."
I raised my brows. "Flat out tellin' him you weren't goin' to have sex with him was too hard to think up, was it?"
Aideen narrowed her eyes at me. "You're a bitch."
I shrugged. "That's true."
Branna snickered at mine and Aideen's banter and then nudged Aideen's shoulder. "I thought you told me in the club last night that you thought Kane was hot?"
Aideen sighed and moved towards the kitchen table with Branna. "He is hot, but I clearly gave him the wrong impression last night. I was obviously a little too forward with him and gave off a vibe that I was down to fuck, but I'm not. Now he thinks I'm a lesbian."
I laughed. "This is goin' to blow up in your face."
Aideen rolled her eyes. "It won't, I would make a brilliant lesbian."
"Do lesbians act a certain way or somethin'?"
Aideen shrugged. "I have no idea, but I'll just pretend I'm into the V and not the D. Kane will get the hint that I don't want his trouser snake eventually."
Branna and I burst out into laughter and it set Aideen off. After we calmed down, the growling from mine and Aideen's stomach could be heard which made Branna shake her head.
"I have to go shoppin' today, there is zero food in this house. I live with horses who inhale anythin' that resembles food, so I don't have much to offer," Branna said as she moved over to the fridge and opened it.
"I have small tins of tuna?"
I perked up. "I'll have a tin."
Aideen curled her lip up in disgust. "You're a knacker."
I grinned and shrugged my shoulders. I looked to Branna when she brought over my tin of tuna and a fork. I thanked her and pulled the pin off the tin and peeled the lid off.
"I love tuna," I mumbled as I filled my mouth with a large forkful.
Aideen heaved which made Branna chuckle.
"What are you eating?" Alec's voice asked.
I turned my head and watched as he and his brothers strolled into the kitchen all topless - none of them own shirts apparently - and looking like the Magic Mike cast, only much hotter.
I swallowed my food and tongue, but quickly cleared my throat and held up my tin of tuna and said, "Tuna."
Alec grinned at me. "I like eating things raw as well."
I dropped my fork and my damn tin of tuna!
"Alec!" I snapped.
Alec laughed, his brothers laughed, Aideen, and Branna laughed.
I was the only person red faced and silent.
I picked up my tin of tuna and my fork and placed them on the table in front of me then glared at Alec. "I'm leavin' now. I'm not waitin' around any longer for you to finish off whatever you're doin'."
Alec smiled. "Relax, kitten. I was packing my bags, they are in the hall so I'm ready to go too."
I furrowed my eyebrows in confusion.
"Why do you have your bags packed?" I asked.
"This should be good," Ryder murmured.
Branna stood up and moved towards him which caused his eyes to solely focus on her and a smile to stretch across his face as she neared him.
I looked from them to Alec when he scratched his neck. "I'm moving in with you."
I stared at him blankly.
After a few moments I found my voice and said, "Can you repeat that?"
Alec rubbed his nose. "You want your family to believe we're a real couple and you said you wanted to take things slow so you can get used to me so... I'm moving in with you. By the time the wedding rolls round you will be more than used to me."