Total pages in book: 24
Estimated words: 22860 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 114(@200wpm)___ 91(@250wpm)___ 76(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 22860 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 114(@200wpm)___ 91(@250wpm)___ 76(@300wpm)
We’re just about to delve into something more passionate when suddenly, the doorbell rings. I pull back.
“Oh wait, it’s my friend Elodie. Sorry, I forgot she was coming over.”
Logan just grins.
“No, it’s fine, honey. Whatever my pregnant girlfriend wants.”
Then he goes over to open the door, and Elodie walks in looking fantastic in a short skirt and halter top. Wow, her boobs are big and I’m impressed.
“Hey Logan,” she giggles before striding over to where I sit and pressing a kiss to my cheek. “Hey girlfriend! You look amazing! How is the baby?”
I sigh. “Good, but you look amazing, Elodie. Dang, my days of wearing outfits like that are definitely over. For now at least.”
Elodie giggles. “I’m sure Logan wouldn’t mind your pregnant belly sticking out above a little skirt. And hey, your boobs are even bigger than mine.”
I merely grimace.
“Yeah, but they’re sore too and sometimes, I leak milk.”
Elodie looks started.
“Really? But you haven’t given birth yet.”
I shrug.
“Yeah, sometimes women lactate even while they’re pregnant, and I’m part of that lucky gang. So what’s new?”
My friend giggles with a wicked look in her eye.
“Well actually, I’m glad I caught both of you guys because I want to compete in the Miss Millbrook pageant again next year.”
I smile.
“Miss Photogenic isn’t enough?”
She shakes her head.
“No, I want to go in for the real deal this time. You know crown and scepter and all.”
Logan shoots me a quick look but I shake my head subtly. I haven’t told her what we did on the island, and there’s no reason for Elodie to know.
“Oh really? But I thought you hated pageants. Is your dad making you compete again?”
She shrugs. “Sort of, but actually, I want to push the boundaries of the pageant. This is where you come in, Logan.”
My boyfriend stares.
“Me?”
She nods.
“Yeah, because I’m pregnant and I feel like pregnant women shouldn’t be dissuaded from competing. I mean, what’s up with that? That’s so old-fashioned, don’t you think?”
Both Logan and I stare at Elodie.
“What?” he asks.
“Who’s the father?” I chime in, dumbstruck. “I didn’t know you were dating anyone.”
My friend merely gets a devilish look in her eye.
“Actually, I’m not. But you know I’ve been going to lots of Circle events in the past few months and it’s been a lot of fun. I’ve been hooking up with quite a few men, and the thing is, I’m pregnant by one of them.”
I stare at her.
“Do you know who the dad is?”
She shakes her head cheerfully.
“Nope, but I’m okay with it. Besides, that shouldn’t stop me from competing, right Logan? I mean, this is a new era, and we don’t discriminate.”
My boyfriend is at a loss for words and merely stands in place, unable to speak. Meanwhile, I step in.
“Elodie, that’s great news! I’m so happy that you’re going to be a mom. We’ll be mommies together.”
My friend nods happily. “I know, and I’m so excited too. It’s going to be great. So what do you say, Logan? Do you think a pregnant Miss Millbrook would go down okay? You are a major sponsor after all,” she says in a meaningful tone.
Logan shakes his head. “I don’t know, Elodie. But we’ll see. I’ll bring it up to the board,” he stammers.
“Well, then that’s all I can ask for!” Elodie grins before reaching for one of my sardines and popping it into her mouth. “Besides, I have a great idea for a new Circle event.”
I stare at her.
“Really, like what?”
She winks at both of us.
“Well, this is really dirty but now that I’m pregnant, I’m only doing anal with the men I meet. You know I don’t want anyone else’s sperm to get in my womb now that there’s a baby in there.”
OMG, this is going to be so rancid and I stare.
“Okay,” I say in a slow tone. “And?”
“Well, I was just thinking that we could have a contest among the women of the Circle. You know, for the biggest gape.”
I stare.
“You mean, anal gape? Like how a woman’s ass gets stretched out after anal sex?”
Elodie nods happily.
“Yeah, absolutely. I get it stretched out so often now by so many different guys that I’m sure to win,” she says in a sly tone. “I’ll definitely take the grand prize.”
Logan and I look at each other, too astonished for words. Meanwhile, Elodie prances towards the door.
“It’s just a thought,” she calls. “It would add a lot of spice to things, don’t you think? But I have a doctor’s appointment, and I don’t want to miss that, so toodle-oo!” she calls. “Bye now!”
My friend disappears, and after the door shuts, it’s as if a whirlwind just made its way through the house.
“Is Elodie serious?” my boyfriend asks in a low voice. “Has she been fucking random men? And now she’s pregnant and wants to compete in Miss Millbrook too? In addition to competing in an anal gape contest?”